The Robot Bartender
A man enters a bar and orders a drink. The bar has
a robot bartender.
The robot serves him a perfectly prepared cocktail,
and then asks him, "What's your IQ?" The man replies "150" and the
robot proceeds to make conversation about global warming factors, quantum
physics and spirituality, biochemistry, environmental interconnectedness, string
theory, nano-technology, and sexual proclivities.
The customer is very impressed and thinks, "This is really cool."
He decides to test the robot. He walks out of the bar,> turns around, and
comes back in for another drink. Again, the robot serves him the
perfectly prepared drink and asks him, "What's your IQ?" The man
responds, "about a 100." Immediately the robot starts talking, but this time, about football,NASCAR, baseball, super models, favorite fast foods, guns, and women's breasts.
Really impressed, the man leaves the bar ! and decides to give the robot one more test. He heads out and returns, the robot serves him and asks, "What's your IQ?" The man replies, "Er, 50, I think."And the robot says...
real slowly... "So............... ya gonna vote for Bush again?"
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