You Might be a Narrow Minded Nitwit if.....
...You're pro-life, pro-death penalty, and pro-war, as long as it doesn't effect you personally.
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...you think "The Death of Outrage" by the former secretary of education is a coherent title.
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......you are also addicted to hillbilly heroin
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...you think an AWOL national guardsman alfred e. neuman look-a-like dictator is more patriotic and qualified to be President in 2004 than a former NATO commander four star general rhodes scholar (wesley clark).
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...You actually believe ANYTHING Rummy says........
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...if you believe that if you just work hard enough that someday you too might be as filthy rich as Bush and his friends.
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...you think being born in Connecticut and moving to Texas makes you a Texan.
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...If you have no problem with our bombs finding Afghanistan or Iraq even though most of our citizens can't find either country on the map.
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...If you believe that the 700 Club is the only reliable news program that doesn't air on FOX (Faux) News
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...you think that reading and investing in knowledge, as well as working on your spelling skills, smacks of northern liberal snobbery which has no place in the US, except perhaps in Massachusetts and in Volvo-driving and New-York-Times-reading Vermont.
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...You think labor unions are a communist plot
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As a local hate radio host you are outraged that the local Democratic web-site calls you a "narrow-minded nit-wit" but you think it is OK to call them "baby killers" and "communists"
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